My REAL reason for surgery

A few months ago I took a few bullets while shielding a grandma, an orphan, two kittens and a priceless work of art from an attempted mugging. They caught the guy and decided to leave the bullets in me for protection. The guy is up for trial and the prosecution needs them to build their case, so it's time for me to give them up. Can't say I'll miss them, but no complaints here.

Hundredpushups.com

Started the program today. 21 push ups for my first test, which makes me a level 3.

Hell, I could barely do 5 at this time last year, so at least I'm making progress.

This is most likely the only exercise I'll be doing for the next few weeks to a month, so I'm stoked.

My bike was stolen today

Yep, from about 10 feet away from my front door. The world is full of horrible assholes. Who does that?

GoDaddy, I know that you block messages from gmail accounts. I know that you do this because an employee told me. I hate that you do this.

Why?

Diplomatic immunity is high on my birthday list next year. That or the ability to jump high AND change directions in mid air. Tough choice.

I'm beginning to think that what I'm doing isn't what I'm supposed to be doing. It's a constant struggle to discover what exactly is going on.

I would like to thanks Windows and Cox for combining to make my life harder than it has to be. Thanks, assholes.