Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I've always wanted to know...

...how women with muffin tops can walk out of the house showing them off. WTF is wrong with them?

...why black dudes like LARGE women. Not curvy ladies, but straight up fat bitches.

...why when it's the girl that just wants sex things seem to be on shakier ground. When it's the guy both sides know where they stand.

...why I still like Matchbox 20. Does that mean I need to grow up?

...why I haven't done the things I wanted to do. What's the harm in trying?

...why I'm not rich and successful yet. I don't get what I'm supposed to doing, so it seems a better idea to just wait until I do. Which is completely ridiculous.

...English is not our national language. Let's vote it in.

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