My sister overhears a conversation about the holiday break...

My family has very, very interesting interactions during holiday, no more so than any involving my sister. Here's her latest.

The girl that sits behind me was on the phone and seriously just said “I’m going to do a little SCUBA diving in Catalina over break and definitely some sunset sailing”, “It should be lovely!”

 I promptly got on the phone, called my voice mail and proceeded to say….
“I’m going to drink a few bottles of vodka and fight my brothers for the T.V. over break”. “It should be a truly monumental time!”

 She must not be spending her Christmas with her family!